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Other than the possibility of monkey bits, what do you think is in woot soup?

Jul 11, 2012 7:33 PM

Over on sellout they're using today's woot item to open a can of Woot soup. I got to wondering what other ingredients do you think are in woot soup?

Ground up Sansas? Chopped up Leakfrogs? Todd's Dirt seasoning?

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i thought it was soup for woot monkeys, not made from woot monkeys!!! is that what they did with the parts when they did the monkey disection?

moosezilla moosezilla
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You've never had gorilla chili? It's basically cuisine around these parts.

poopfeast420 poopfeast420
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Wine, cheese and jerky, of course.

pattiq pattiq
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Wine... lots and lots of wine. And the souls of those who have gone mad while attempting to order BOCs. Can't forget that -- key ingredient.

kalira kalira
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@kalira: Not their souls, just the parts of their brains that were lobotomized to make them calmer.

captainsuperdawg captainsuperdawg
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Probably a few salted caramels.

pitamuffin pitamuffin
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Seasoned with bitter tears of everyone who gets a server error during a BoC.

samstag samstag
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Bunnies.

narfcake narfcake
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Bad puns, sarcasm and random crap.

maggie3052 maggie3052
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There's probably some Roomba dust in there along with Todd's Dirt.

jsimsace jsimsace
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kidfoots

mkentosh mkentosh

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