Did you know the Dude abides, 15 years later?
Excerpts from The Dude de Ching:
Not achieving prevents having to overcome obstacles.
. . .
The follower of achievement acquires as much as he can every day;
The follower of the Dude just drops in to see what condition his condition is in.
By slowing down his career he reaches a state of inaction
Wherein he does nothing, leaves nothing undone,
Which bothers some men.
To conquer the World, take it easy.
If you must do something, do a [redacted].
And let the World conquer itself.
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Although I am tolerant regarding other religious beliefs, and about dudism in particular, I feel the Church of the Subgenius is the one true path.
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Church_of_the_SubGenius
Sometimes you eat the bear, and sometimes the bear eats you.
On rare days I find myself still in my robe & pj's after 2 in the afternoon, I'll tell people "I'm not lazy. I'm abiding."
Funny now, but it scares me because in <200 years from now it will have true followers and war will be declared to protect the church.
I have heard that he abides
I'm still a few degrees removed from Dudism.
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