Did you get your jumbowoot coupon?
YOUR ATTENTION! YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE!! Will all Cockatricians report to the Grand Assembly Room for a very important announcement!
If you’re seeing this, well done. You’ve made the grade yet again. Consider yourself a Double Cockatrician, or if this is your first time, a full member of the Order of the Cockatrice with all rights and privileges thereofwith! A name like that opens doors, you understand. Practice the handshake.
As to what you did, well… I suppose I can tell you, my brother or sister. Sorry, I sort of forgot my glasses and everything’s a blur. What you did was to post or vote on a deal tagged Home or Sports in the month of August. That’s right! Way to stumble into greatness! Such is the Cockatrician way! Flap Flap HEY HEY Flap Flap WHOA HO Flap Flap HIZZY HIZZY Flap Flap YEAH! Practice that chant, you might need it someday.