questionsif you could design your own hallmark card what…

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because i know a guy...

Who needs some help to win over @hizzo87 ? wink

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@wootnight: i spent most of the day telling her that her tire was flat. then she got outside and it wasnt. So i need to get her card that says, 'Well thats a relief! Am I Right?'

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How about a wimpy "I am only looking out for your best interests...if I look too hard, I apologize." That could have a double entendre if you draw a picture with it.

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It would probably be something about how "I can't believe I spent $3 + tax to hand you this piece of paper."

But you know... just brainstorming.

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@wootfast: Here ya go.

(My photo, my creation, yours for the taking) Best of luck! :-D

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First you stumble, then you stoop
Getting old is pigeon poop

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Soft pink and white background with script font:

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
here is candy,
now get in the van.

or

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
if you plant bodies,
will zombies grow?

(What?! It doesn't have to rhyme.)

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Life is short enough as it is....
....so will ya get your boob squished already! (for the girls)
....so will ya bend over already! (for the guys)

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One card that does it all for an ENTIRE year that does not make the sender look ultra cheap!

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I feel terrible, @hizzo87 told me she walked to work today.