Do you want to know why woot is still incredibly fun and awesome?
This is why:
i expect a signed, framed letter saying:
This is all you get so suck it up buttercup.
so, on 4/30, i wrote the above in the crapword thread. on 5/4, i got my bag:
1 size 11.5 golf shoes
1 size 11 fila skele toes
1 medium fila shirt
1 stationary set (4 pens + notepad)
1 pair of metal earbuds
1 iphone wrap thing
1 roll, 7th generation toilet paper
1 flower tote bag
1 mr rootbeer kit
pretty awesome haul as far as i'm concerned.
on 5/8, there was a woot box waiting for me. i thought, "i don't remember ordering anything". then i just figured i forgot (it's happened before).
so, i open the box and find the following:
1 Poo pen (conveniently packaged in a doggy doodoo bag)
1 pair of revolving lights, quality tested by @thunderthighs