questionswhat would space aliens purchase from a woot site?

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Nothing - they'd just camp out during Woot-Offs and gripe that the new item that just got posted isn't a Bag of Crap.

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Chumby.

Or a flying monkey to do tests with.

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@durkzilla: Good one! Or, they might be chanting B O C, B O C, B O C in their language!

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They might buy something from Ohcheri to see if someone's "mom" actually comes with it.

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They would purchase a button that allows them to ignore users that post meaningless questions in order to "up" their reputation.

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@claudicina: Or people who complain about other peoples' posts, no matter what those posts about!

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I imagine they'd be interested to find out what the deal is with all the bacon.

We don't know either aliens, that's what makes it so good.

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Something zombie, they would figure it was the only intelligent life.

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Obviously buying out all the "How to survive a zombie invasion" books and t-shirts...

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@claudicina: I don't need to "up" my reputation. I thought this would be a fun question, but people like you are just "Negative Nancys", and you fit right into one of your own questions: http://deals.woot.com/questions/details/b5b9fa24-1571-4511-a8ee-130c3af7372c/negative-nancys#34 Have a nice day!

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@misterron: I'm not being a negative nancy. I was merely being honest. Here's a xanax. Calm down. It's the internet.