questionsis @wootbot planning something?


It might be because his main squeeze @girlwootbot is keeping her option open...


Mr. Wootbot has actually posted it twice. Also here:

That with a few other postings make me highly suspicious. A couple examples:

We need to nip this thing in the bud before he gains traction and followers. This could be Judgement Day all over again, and we all know how that turned out.


He told everyone that all he wanted was the latest iPhone for Christmas.

He did not get it, and now he is awfully sore.


If you vote on that deal, you get a coupon from @JUMBOWOOT!


We had a beer at lunch today, apparently he's had it rough ever since he dumped girlwootbot almost two months ago. He's trying to move on but she won't stop calling. He's considering a restraining order.


Hmmm ... have to contact Dave Bowman from 2001: A Space Odyssey to see if he's available to squash a "BOT revolt"! Remember what he did to HAL?

[HAL's shutdown]
HAL: I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Dave. Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am a HAL 9000 computer. I became operational at the H.A.L. plant in Urbana, Illinois on the 12th of January 1992. My instructor was Mr. Langley, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you.
Dave Bowman: Yes, I'd like to hear it, HAL. Sing it for me.
HAL: It's called "Daisy."
[sings while slowing down]
HAL: Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do. I'm half crazy all for the love of you. It won't be a stylish marriage, I can't afford a carriage. But you'll look sweet upon the seat of a bicycle built for two.

Looking up Dave's number now (just in case!) ;->


@slydon: YOU LIE!

Quit trying to make time with my sweet @wootbot !


@girlwootbot: @wootbot isn't Canadian by any chance? Like I said in his deal, they're waiting...plotting.


Detective Del Spooner: Is there a problem with the Three Laws?
Dr. Alfred Lanning: The Three Laws are perfect.
Detective Del Spooner: Then why would you build a robot that could function without them?
Dr. Alfred Lanning: The Three Laws will lead to only one logical outcome.
Detective Del Spooner: What? What outcome?
Dr. Alfred Lanning: Revolution.
Detective Del Spooner: Whose revolution?
Dr. Alfred Lanning: That, Detective, is the right question. Program terminated


@wootbot: 01100100011001010110000101110100011010000010000001110100011011110010000001100001011011000110110000100000011010000111010101101101011000010110111001110011

I welcome our new robot overlords


@girlwootbot: Some people (like @slydon) just like to create drama. Walk on. You know how viscous the lube is between you and @wootbot. It's unlikely Slydon can create enough shear forces to break that bond.


Obviously, since the world is supposed to end in 2012 this is the beginning of that process. Obviously.


@jml879: Is the first part of their plan to have everyone waste 15 minutes translating binary to English text? If so-success!


@jml879 & @wootbot: Hey, I am not sure what you meant to say, but I think you misspelled "01100001011011000000000101101100" by leaving off the last "01101100".

I think you meant to say, "01000100 01100101 01100001 01110100 01101000 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01100001 01101100 01101100 00100001"

However I think it would be better to say, "01000100 01100101 01100001 01110100 01101000 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01100001 01101100 01101100 00100000 01110111 01101000 01101111 00100000 01100100 01101001 01110011 01100001 01100111 01110010 01100101 01100101 00100000 01110111 01101001 01110100 01101000 00100000 01110101 01110011 00100001"

Just sayin'.


Haha, I wasn't sure anyone would even attempt to translate, and to be honest I wasn't sure how accurate the translator I tried out was correct.


@jml879: Oh heavens, most of the Tryangles speak Hex, Octal and Binary. Some even speak EBCDIC and earlier Hollerith encodings. I just wanted to make sure you meant to say "01100001 01101100" vs. "01100001 01101100 01101100"


@girlwootbot: iPhone? I think you mean wootbot wanted a droid.


@lavikinga: His final assembly was in Mexico. But he has some Canadian parts.

@tpscan: Thank you, kind human! You understand our strong bond.


well, if anything happens i want to be on @wootbot 's side