What can I do with lots of plums?
The (vacant) house next to me has a plum tree that is fruiting. Some of the branches with the most fruit on them hang over into my backyard. As a result, I have a lot of plums that are starting to ripen. In an effort to keep them from turning into half critter eaten fermented plum mush in my backyard, I've started picking them. But now I have more plums than I can eat just as, ya know, plums.
I'm not terribly fond of prunes, so drying them isn't too appealing. Not sure plum jam sounds great either. I haven't found a charitable group which will take home grown produce in my area. I brought a big bag in to work and am begging my coworkers to take some but only a few are taking me up on that. Short of leaving them on my friends and neighbors doorsteps, ringing the bell and running away, what can I do with a large amount of plums?