questionshey heymo, need a tissue?

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Curses! Foiled again! First you snatch the 100,000'th deal and now this! Never mind. 'Tis only a matter of time. Soon I shall reclaim my place at the %100 I once was and become ruler of all deals that I see once again, so watch your back @heymo! shoots an evil death glare of evil and death

Also, I'm compiling a list of people who are better than me. Anyone who climbs the leaderboard better sleep with one eye open. Just saying. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Man, I sure am feeling competitive lately haha. Congrats @heymo!

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@abramokids: I am better than you. Woot tells me that I am. It says I'm better than everyone else. Woot never lies. Ergo, I am better than you.

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Adds @shrdlu to the list
Woot tells me things too. Usually evil things. Also %50 off related things on occasion

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Better add me to that list @abramokids because this morning I was beating all of you. (Another #1 spot, albeit briefly.)

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@abramokids: My dear, you know what they say. Age and treachery will always win over youth and beauty.

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@xarous: Believe me, I am well aware >:D

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please everyone, keep it up... shoot me to the top of the board...

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@vinithehat: I burst out laughing. Be careful what you wish for because you may end up on my list too ;)

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@abramokids: Gained 7 points overnight. Thank you all kindly!

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@abramokids: Sure, it may look pretty from atop this perch. But you think it's easy, living with a target on your back, 24/7? Knowing that everyone is out to get you? Cognizant that your next deal could be your last? I haven't slept in days! Living on nothing but Diet Coke, Vitamin C, and Cheetos. My keyboard is all orange. Oh, the humanity!

You fancy yourself Heracles to my Atlas? I could use an apple. Come and shoulder the burden for a couple of hours and let's see how YOU hold up.

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@abramokids and @heymo: Well, well, well. Now the target's moved to someone else's back. Ready. Aim. Fire!

You are all pretty funny. I spent ages up there, for absolutely no good reason. Currently they are rewarding people for number of deals posted and questions asked, no matter how pointless they are, and no matter how few votes either of them get. Still, you both deserve your exalted status, and I salute you. No, really, not that kind of salute, a nice friendly wave of the hand.

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@shrdlu: A 99.98% is not a 100%. Not by a long shot.

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@shrdlu: Well, shoot! I was hoping for the 21-gun kind.

... And, as if on cue, the random number generator takes another spin.
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!

@abramokids: Thanks, I feel lighter already. No backsies!

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@heymo: Excellent timing! I was about to give up all hope and surrender. Muahahaha! Victory is mine once more! Although I get the feeling this isn't the last you've seen of #1

AS I WAS TYPING THIS my speedometer updated. Welcome back to number 1 @heymo XD

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One time I got up to like 88% It was really neat. I posted like 3 deals that nobody voted on and I threw my 2 cents in on everything that I had any relative knowledge on. SHOW ME YOUR WAYS MIGHTY LEADER BOARD ONES!!!