Have you seen the Random Shirt sale?
I know, I know they're not the "You Know What" blanks. ::insert sad face::
But, for $6.66 and free shipping? That's a deal. A good deal. Grab 3. I did.
Oh, and I'd ignore the description where it says, "One of you is getting a venomous snake instead of a shirt. Who's it gonna be? We're not telling. Is it a DEADLY snake?" You don't believe that, do you?
(Trust me, I'm opening that box w/great care. And....a weapon.)