questionswhat is the best way to torture minions?

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You could ask idiot questions until they run screaming from the room. Oh, wait, that's already been done.

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I also note that you seem strangely familiar. Perhaps we met at the last Rulers of the Universe convention?

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@shrdlu: HEY, THAT'S MY JOB.

@eviloverlordwhateveridon'tfeellikerememberingyourfullscreenname Make them listen to Justin Beiber covering Miley Cyrus songs.

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@coolphilip04: excellent choice! I shall implement that as soon as I return to my lair.

@shrdlu: We may have met at the last Rulers of the Universe convention, but you know that there is always a huge crush of fanboys and girls. Were you the one with the fishy minion?

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I don't have minions -- I have henchmen with bad teeth...
http://www.ubergeek.tv/article.php?pid=54
{SFW}

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@eviloverlord89: Indeed. I have fishy minions that can do amusing tricks with their eyes. I also have a sophisticated (but aging) spy with clever toys, and a British accent (one sometimes strangely tempered with a Scottish burr).

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@coolphilip04: you broke it with the apostrophe