questionshave you ever eaten a crayola?

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Do you intend to be a human crayon sharpener?

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I only ate a Crayola once, but I was drunk. Cut me some slack, OK? How is a 6-year-old supposed to know better?

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When I was in grade school, there was a kid that used to eat crayons all the time. Then he'd go into the bathroom and show us how his pee was red. I think maybe he had more problems than just eating crayons.

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@jsimsace: I hope you have learned to never drink a beer that tastes like a crayola.

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no, but one time, at band camp, I....

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Yes, but crayons from Sargent Art have a more refined flavor.