What is the absolute latest you have thrown out your live Christmas tree?
Because seriously, my neighbor just chucked one out today. No, it wasn't a landscape project gone wrong, it had tinsel and a stand . Is there some obscure 4th of July celebration I am unaware of? If it was a Christmas in July thing, where does one purchase a "live" Douglas fir in (presumably) no earlier than June, judging by the crispness.
Also did you realize they will eventually turn orange? Is this Olympic class procrastination, or what?