questionsis there a new jumbowoot? did i miss the election?

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As far as I know, @prettywootprincess is the current staff person/victim in this capacity. Be nice to her. She's a good person, and I think all the remaining TX staff are under a heavy load. I'd name the five or six I believe to be still around, but I think I'll leave that responsibility to someone more official. It's not really my place.

@thunderthighs, is there any official comment? How about an unofficial one?

[Edit: oh, no, NOT jumbo anything. Ms Princess is a tiny thing, very petite. She's been in a couple of the adverts on the #sponsored deals (not saying which ones). Jumbowoot was called that because he was large.]

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As far as I know, @prettywootprincess is now 'jumboprincess'. I could be wrong.

Edit: shrdlu beat me...What she said.

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She'd slap me if I called her jumboprincess, but yes, she's still kicking ass at deals. Some of the other responsibilities have landed on other people, but rest-assured, we have some plans for you folks. We still <3 you.

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@gatzby: Please tell me that your plans do not include a book named "To Serve Man"

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@gatzby: Cue evil laugh? Or happy chuckle?

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@gatzby: generally only for the recipient.

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I am your "all told" for deals.woot. I think I might need a more powerful name. Any suggestions?

Thank goodness for @gatzby and his team. I couldn't do it without them.

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Please keep your name @prettywootprincess. It's lovely, and we recognize it. Plus, you've had it for about 2 1/2 years. Note: I was only kidding around w/ 'jumboprincess.' :-/ (I'm doomed.)

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@prettywootprincess what about @hungrywootprincess but maybe I only ever see you around lunchtimes

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@slydon: Oh? Could we have some juicy details, please?

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@magic cave: Not much to tell. @prettywootprincess and I have been married for twelve years, we've got seven kids, and in all that time, I've only ever lied to a customer once.

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@prettywootprincess: I like the upgrade to prettywootqueen :)

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I want something scary and dominating.

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@prettywootprincess: Give me a day or two, and I'll come up with just the thing. I'm a fan of proper naming, and you ought to have a new name for this.

This is going to take a bit of thought.

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maybe you should allow me to transfer this one to you seeing as though jumbowoot isn't around for me to troll him with it anymore. thoughts?

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@prettywootprincess:

wicked princess

ninja goddess

preeminent ruler

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@prettywootprincess: Didn't realize you wanted to change your name, but since you've said you do, may I humbly suggest:

OmnipotentPrincess Seems innocuous and may not scare some, but it's definitely domineering. Omnipotent means having unlimited power. Plus, that name would clearly show that you're not just another pretty face/princess.

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@princesssummerfallwinterspring

I'm dating myself but there's a few here who will remember.

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@pooflady: I'm sorry, but in polite circles these days one doesn't admit to dating oneself; if necessary, one makes up a friend in a different city whom one can then claim to be dating.

I knew Princesssummerfallwinterspring from when we were both small children together in the Magic Forest of Arden. I was a bit younger than she was, but we were great pals.

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@magic cave: I didn't go there, Chief Thunderthud wouldn't let us.

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@Wooter!Woman: with WW tiara and power bracelets