questionsif woot had a telephone number, what would be the…

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I'm sure they'd get a bunch of calls from people looking for their orders from other websites that were on deals.woot.

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"I saw "blah" on your website yesterday. Can I buy it today?"

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"Will there be a BOC in this woot-off?"

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Is your refrigerator running? Well you better go catch it! (followed by childish laughter and a hang up).

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Didn't they have a line that people would call and leave messages? I remember a pod cast awhile back that played some of the voice mails they got. Maybe it was a phone number customers weren't supposed to call... Anyone remember that? I can't find it.

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I just ordered xyz an hour ago. Has it shipped yet?

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@inkycatz: I think internally the question most frequently asked question would be why did we publish the number

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Who is your daddy and what does he do?

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"There was a "sellout" item on woot and then it disappeared, I want one. I know you didn't sell "ALL" of them"

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Do you have Prince Albert in the Can? ( sorry someone beat me to the fridge joke!)

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Why was my deal deleted? Waaaaaahh.

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@cowboydann would call daily to try and get @pemberducky to go out with him!

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@thunderthighs: Well has it?

Because wooters can not let go of meme:
Whatzzzzzzzzzzz uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuppppppp
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Bacon, Bacon bacon, is that bacon? BACON!!!

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"WHERE IS MY STUFF, I ORDERED# 3242d2345 AND IT DIDN'T SHIP. SEND MY ORDER YOU COMMI BAS"

We all know those guys can't ever complete a sentence before their brain explodes.

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"How can one company be so awesome?" is my guess.

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@raider9924: you know it man. If i could once take her to movie and hold her hand i think id just die of happiness right there.

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I'm surprised no one has said "Bring back AA shirt blanks!!"

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"What's your customer service email address? I hate talking to people on the phone..."

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"I'm trying to get in contact with one of your Woot Minions. Her name is Amanda. Amanda Huggenkiss. Can you ask around?"

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She's out but I can put you through to Mike Hunt

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@chellemonkey: I was behaving, figured I have said it enough times over here

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It would probably be:

"How do I get a JumboWoot coupon?"