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How do you take your French Fries?

Sep 19, 2012 6:23 AM

Sauce? No sauce? Ketchup, A1, Heinz 57, Mayo?

I like mustard or vinegar.

onestinkyfish onestinkyfish

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I say: "Look! Look!"
I point with my left hand.
I snag their fries with my right.

gidgaf gidgaf
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Free and/or plentiful.

curtisuxor curtisuxor
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salt or Heinz ~

claire05 claire05
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I love vinegar & ketchup,especially when I get them at the beach or at a carnival. But when I get them from the local sub shop, I get their bacon/cheddar/ranch fries, they are AWESOME!!!

lmensor lmensor
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Mayo. Definitely mayo. Some sort of mustard if that's not available.

zuiquan zuiquan
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Any way I can get them. Usually with ketchup, but sometimes vinegar (I love they put cider vinegar out at 5 Guys). If I have it around, I put in Siracha, somtimes mixed with ketchup, sometimes mayo.
(obilgatory Oatmeal comic since I mentioned Siracha: http://theoatmeal.com/comics/sriracha )

wilfbrim wilfbrim
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Salty. Occasionally with vinegar, mustard, gravy, or horseradish sauce.

cf cf
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If they're good fries, then only salt. They taste perfect that way. If they are not the best fries, then ketchup.

pitamuffin pitamuffin
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@cf: Ohhhh. I forgot gravy. That was my favorite topping in the High School cafeteria.

onestinkyfish onestinkyfish
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Orally.

lotsofgoats lotsofgoats
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I recently learned I really like my fries with Malt Vinegar. But in the past I have been known to say Fries are just a vehicle for ketchup. Man I love the red stuff.

gideonfrost gideonfrost
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Vinegar if it's available. Salt only if it's not.

sunnyx0r sunnyx0r
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Salt, lots of ketchup, on the side, never on the fries. My friend and I were eating at a restaurant and they wanted to combine our fry orders into one basket and seemed a bit peevish when I asked them to make them separate. When the owner walked by I pointed out my friend's basket of fries lukewarm and soggy with ketchup all over them, and my little cup of ketchup on the side of my basket of hot and crispy fries. Then he understood.

I can't believe how many people eat sweet potato fries with ketchup though. Yech. They are okay with ranch dressing, but better with peanut sauce.

moondrake moondrake
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Light salt, preferably seasoned instead of salted. With lots of ketchup. Any restaurants offering seasoned fries is definitely doing it right.

charitwo charitwo
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usually salt with a side of ketchup. i do like them with old bay, cajun seasoning or the occasional sprinkling of bacon salt.

ok now i'm hungry

kfujita kfujita
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Most of the time just salted.
But I do like french fries with chili and cheese or bacon bits and cheese!

hessem hessem
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Seasoned and curly!

jsimsace jsimsace

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