What are you doing to prepare for the end of the world ?
So the world is going to end ?
The first proof is based on Genesis 7:4, when God said to Noah: "Seven days from now I will send rain on the earth for forty days and forty nights, and I will wipe from the face of the earth every living creature I have made." When God referred to seven days, he meant both seven days and seven thousand years, because "one day is with the Lord as a thousand years, and a thousand years as one day." The flood occurred in 4990 BC. Seven thousand years later is 2011.
The second proof looks at the significance of the number of days between the Crucifixion and May 21, 2011.
There are 722,500 days between these dates. 722,500 is a significant number because it is composed of the significant numbers 5x10x17x5x10x17. Five signifies redemption; ten signifies completion; and 17 signifies heaven. The numbers represent the day of redemption (5) and the end of the Christian era (10) and the ascent to heaven (17) -- and these factors are doubled for added significance.
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djbowman
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Hmmm, decisions, decisions. Should I try to trick God into thinking I'm worthy over the next 5 days, or am I too late? Maybe I should go Jihadi and try for the 72 virgins. I understand that's guaranteed if I take out some infidels in the process(of which I am currently one). What's a guy to do? Time is clearly running out.
@nortonsark - My new concern they never said what kind of virgins ? If I die for 72 virgins and it turns out they are all guys I am so changing relegions ? OR wait would that be too late ? Or what if they were all ugly ? Virgin is a very ambigious term
@nortonsark: @djbowman: As per Jeff Dunham and Walter - no virgins, 72 slutty chicks, who know what they are doing
On that day I am going to the mountain to sacrifice the idol. When the ritual is sucessful you all can thank me by showering your unwanted Bag of Crap items upon me.
Wait Bag of Crap or 72 virgins and you chose the bag of crap ?
Honestly, I'm not going to change a damn thing. If I were religious I'm thoroughly convinced I'm going to either Hell or Purgatory anyway, but I'm not. I'm not getting into a religion debate cause we can debate it all the way until doomsday predicted or otherwise since its something no one can agree on, but really now, why should it matter?
Just keep on living the way you would normally, because every day is precious and any day could be the last.
When its time I am just gunna get under a door frame, bend over, tuck my head between my legs, and kiss my ass goodbye.
@djbowman: After you have had a virgin or two you realize why hookers make the big bucks.
I meant ALL your unwanted bag of crap junk.
It is easier to fix a broken IPOD than break in a virgin.
I think you use the term "proof" very loosely. I'm sticking with the 2012 prediction! In the meantime, I think I'll go fishing!!
Oh, crap. I just ordered some keychains from Meritline. Now, I'll never get them!!
@djbowman: Despite the jokes in this thread. I actually think this is a great question. I am not sure when God will tell Christ to return for His bride, the church, but I do believe it will be in my lifetime. Too many signs are being fulfilled not to believe THIS is the generation in which He will return. I believe God created the world and created everything in it. The Bible says Jesus Christ was given power and authority over all things on Earth and in Heaven and that he will speak to God on our behalf if we have accepted Him as our savior. Christ fulfills over 2000 years of prophesies and has said every knee will bow before Him. Until your last breath, there is time to choose Heaven rather than Hell. All, it takes is accepting you have sinned against man and God. Understanding you can do nothing that will make you worthy of Heaven, but believing Christ, who is worthy as the Son of God, paid for all your sins through His shed blood. Then asking Him to be your Savior. I did.
Yikes.
Double Yikes.
... and I'll raise you a zoiks.
Matthew 24:36... Acts 1:7... Que Sera, Sera. I think it would be neat if it happened during my lifetime, but I'm not taking any "Man's" word on it.
since the world will end before I get caught, I plan to go on a killing spree, killing religious fanatics who think the world is about to end.
This would be a great day for a 24 hour movie rental - best case scenario you bring it back the next day, worst case FREE movie for eternity!!!!
John 14:6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.
Matthew 25:13 Watch therefore, for ye know neither the day nor the hour wherein the Son of man cometh.
Luke 19:10 For the Son of man is come to seek and to save that which was lost.
Romans 3:23 For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God;
Romans 6:23 For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord.
Romans 10:13 For whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved.
Romans 10:10 For with the heart man believeth unto righteousness; and with the mouth confession is made unto salvation.
You must Personally accept Jesus Christ into your heart by admitting that you are a sinner and that you are unworthy of His payment for your sin, then you must believe in your heart that Jesus Died, was buried, and rose again the 3rd day for your sin, then accept His FREE gift of eternal life.
I am going to do what I did the last "end of the world"...and the one before that...and the one before that...come to think of it I will probably do the same thing for the 2012 one too.
I'm celebrating the end of the world by dancing naked by the light of the moon around a ten foot tall bonfire, covered in a healthy coating of chicken blood.
Pretty much what I do every night.
I'm going to try to convince Lady Gaga to release her next record on the 20th instead of the 23rd so I will still get to hear it.
So no offense to anyone involved here but this thread was not meant to actually discuss religion. I meant it as a funny commentary. Though I guess isn’t nice to make fun of someone’s belief. If we were to actually discuss our religious beliefs around this then I would have much longer posts. The part I find interesting is that the same group said the world was ending back in 1994 and when it didn’t happen it was quote a "math error"
Consequently though if you would like to accept Jesus just click here http://tinyurl.com/97uqf9 and you will be saved
@djbowman: Hah! You can't fool me with a youtuber! No way, not a chance.
Here's a link for you, while you're waiting.
@madross: Which American Idol will you sacrifice?
If it's Fantasia, count me in as the one to drop the axe on her noise hole!
Finding the biggest bag I can for day-after looting.
@spyder69696969 - Inspired by you . Expanded question
If you were going to be watching tv at the end of the world what show would be your last show ?
@djbowman: In reply to the original question:
I'm trying to convince people that if they /really/ believe this then they should be willing to accept my wager of $10,000 that the world is not going to end.
Alternatively, I'll give them a cash payment of a few thousand dollars now* so they can live up their final days. All I ask in return is for them to sign over everything they own to me. I mean, hey, they aren't going to need it anyway, right?
Actual amount of compensation loosely based on how much sht you have, how nice your house and car are, etc.
You mean we're not already in heaven?
It sure FEELS like I've been here for an eternity...
Math and religion combined, oh my! If anything it shows that the theorist who came up with this had way too much time on his hands. I have to DVR my favorite shows to watch them when I can find time let alone come up with the mathematical proofs for the end of the world.
@anotherhiggins: I agree put your money where your mouth is as they say.
If you believe in god you're a retard.
@iggz: Maybe you should think before hitting your keyboard. A post like yours is inappropriate here or on any other site.
Well, I certainly expect to be one of the people left after the rapture, so I'm not preparing at all.
Psalms 53:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. Corrupt are they, and have done abominable iniquity: there is none that doeth good.
It's going to suck when the raptors come.
@ojulius: ohhh is someone offending by something they read on the internet? sadface
@iggz: You're not going to be 12 forever. When you grow up, you'll have to have some sort of faith. And don't say you believe in nothing because you're an athiest. I'd say that takes a lot more faith than most "religious" people have.
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