Snappy comebacks -or- What I should have said was......
NO, I DON'T WANT TO PHRASE THAT AS A QUESTION!
The Scenario: You've just made a great post on the topic at hand. You've given all sorts of good information based on your experience and research. By golly, it's a really helpful post!
Some nitwit's only comment is that you misspelled or misused a word. Of all the.....
Here's your chance. Get it out. What would you say to that good-for-nothing dweeb that ignored all your good information because s/he had to play GRAMMAR POLICE!
No using @names; this is general and not targeted to any individual
Keep it clean - PG-13
The best digs are those without name calling, IMHO