Anybody else see this in Wired or on io9?
The second picture in the gallery is of a theoretical superhero called Average Joe. He looks just like any one of us wearing a Woot logo branded hoodie. Part of a project by a Pixar animator.
http://io9.com/5972088/pixar-animator-tries-to-create-365-superhero-designs/gallery/1
@wootfast: Super bargaining powers!
Now what's a good battle cry? - y'know, like SPOOOOONNN!!!
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In the first issue, Average Joe battles his arch nemesis, Dr. Retail, and tries to defeat the army of killer Roombas armed with just his wits and a certain exclamation point branded skillet.
@narfcake: WOOT!, obviously!
@thunderthighs: No need for Average Joe to do the screaming - "I defeat my villains by firing off these monkeys!"
alright you guys, what should be this guys super powers if he is to accurately describe us?
is he gonna be like the computer kid from Heroes?
"You want a BoC? Fine. Give me a bag and a minute..."
The description on the concept art says "Average Joe goes unnoticed by the world." I don't think so! Not with that logo on his chest.
@wootfast: The power to find great deals on bulk buys of refurbished merchandise and disperse them to the masses for a reasonable profit.
@mml666: Are Retail's minions all wearing royal blue Forever Deadlys?
I love it and I declare that it is indeed a Woot logo. Super power is to scream in a high pitch sound that sends the villain to his knees in pain.
untill he is "recruited" into the Amazoinian Commerce Guild, and after a couple years of relative autonomy, They give him a complete makeover, and Tick off/disenfranchise many of his loyal (yet whiny) fans...
or..whatever...
..yeah..

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