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Anybody else see this in Wired or on io9?

Dec 31, 2012 1:57 PM

The second picture in the gallery is of a theoretical superhero called Average Joe. He looks just like any one of us wearing a Woot logo branded hoodie. Part of a project by a Pixar animator.

http://io9.com/5972088/pixar-animator-tries-to-create-365-superhero-designs/gallery/1

metman87 metman87

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@thunderthighs: No need for Average Joe to do the screaming - "I defeat my villains by firing off these monkeys!"

narfcake narfcake
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untill he is "recruited" into the Amazoinian Commerce Guild, and after a couple years of relative autonomy, They give him a complete makeover, and Tick off/disenfranchise many of his loyal (yet whiny) fans...

or..whatever...

..yeah..

earlyre earlyre
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I love it and I declare that it is indeed a Woot logo. Super power is to scream in a high pitch sound that sends the villain to his knees in pain.

thunderthighs thunderthighs
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@wootfast: The power to find great deals on bulk buys of refurbished merchandise and disperse them to the masses for a reasonable profit.

gideonfrost gideonfrost
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@mml666: Are Retail's minions all wearing royal blue Forever Deadlys?

havocsback havocsback
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In the first issue, Average Joe battles his arch nemesis, Dr. Retail, and tries to defeat the army of killer Roombas armed with just his wits and a certain exclamation point branded skillet.

mml666 mml666
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"You want a BoC? Fine. Give me a bag and a minute..."

stile99 stile99
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The description on the concept art says "Average Joe goes unnoticed by the world." I don't think so! Not with that logo on his chest.

pitamuffin pitamuffin
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@narfcake: WOOT!, obviously!

savialeigh savialeigh
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@wootfast: Super bargaining powers!

Now what's a good battle cry? - y'know, like SPOOOOONNN!!!

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narfcake narfcake
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alright you guys, what should be this guys super powers if he is to accurately describe us?
is he gonna be like the computer kid from Heroes?

wootfast wootfast
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