questionsanybody else see this in wired or on io9?

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@thunderthighs: No need for Average Joe to do the screaming - "I defeat my villains by firing off these monkeys!"

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untill he is "recruited" into the Amazoinian Commerce Guild, and after a couple years of relative autonomy, They give him a complete makeover, and Tick off/disenfranchise many of his loyal (yet whiny) fans...

or..whatever...

..yeah..

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I love it and I declare that it is indeed a Woot logo. Super power is to scream in a high pitch sound that sends the villain to his knees in pain.

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@wootfast: The power to find great deals on bulk buys of refurbished merchandise and disperse them to the masses for a reasonable profit.

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@mml666: Are Retail's minions all wearing royal blue Forever Deadlys?

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In the first issue, Average Joe battles his arch nemesis, Dr. Retail, and tries to defeat the army of killer Roombas armed with just his wits and a certain exclamation point branded skillet.

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"You want a BoC? Fine. Give me a bag and a minute..."

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The description on the concept art says "Average Joe goes unnoticed by the world." I don't think so! Not with that logo on his chest.

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@wootfast: Super bargaining powers!

Now what's a good battle cry? - y'know, like SPOOOOONNN!!!

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alright you guys, what should be this guys super powers if he is to accurately describe us?
is he gonna be like the computer kid from Heroes?