What's the biggest thing you've ever broken at someone ELSE'S house?
Until this Mothers' Day I would have said it was a glass or a plate or something. Now I have to multiply that MANY times!
Several years ago my Mom started collecting crystal and cut glass pieces. Nothing terribly expensive, but she had acquired several dozen vases, bowls, candy dishes, candalabra, etc. and displayed them in glass-front curio. While I was visiting for Mothers' Day she asked me to vacuum.
She will NEVER ask me to vacuum again.
One TINY bump of the curio with the vacuum and I heard a crack, like a gunshot. One bracket for the highest shelf snapped, it and all of the objects on it crashed to the one below, and that crashed to the next shelf, etc. A virtual waterfall of broken glass that seemed to go one forever in slow-mo while I screamed like a fool and just couldn't seem to stop!