questionsdrawing a line in the sand. pirates vs ninjas…

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I am partial to ninjas, but one of my friends is team pirates. Her birthday is on "talk like a pirate" day.

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Gotta be Vikings! Kinda like pirates, but more ruthless and rampaging. Pirates are drunk too much to really conquer anything.

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Ninjas put the irate in pirate.
I vote for pirates. And their parrot sidekicks. Awwwk!

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I gotta go pirates. You can go to Captain D's or Long John Silver's and get a free pirate hat to play out your fantasy of being one. You can't do the same since the only way to go to a ninja restaurant is to be a ninja, and then why would you want a paper ninja hat? You already have a real one.

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DoOomcat's UnNinja is anything but stealthy and deadly.

Tonight, however, he's breaking my heart.

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I'm pirates also, for many reasons, not the least of which are (1) there is no International Talk like a Ninja Day and even if there were, what is the sound of one Ninja talking?, and (2) I believe we need to do somehting about global warming and more pirates means less global warming.

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Pirates of course. They have a linear positive force multiplier.

In reality though, it's the U.S. Marines. They stomped the pirates so bad that they didn't make an appearance for 200+ years, and when they did the Marines used them for target practice. As to Ninjas, again the Marines. Iwo Jima, Okinawa, Tarawa. Nuff said.

Semper Fi.

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@neuropsychosocial: I think my daughter was the template for those.

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Ninja pirates? They say "Arrrr" as they stealthily steal your booty.

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@captainsuperdawg: There are actually a few ninja themed restaurants. Not as ubiquitous as long john silvers, but they do exist. :D They're just hidden.....(wait for it)...like ninjas!

http://www.ninjanewyork.com/

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A Pirate's Life for Me!

Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We extort, we pilfer, we filch, and sack,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
Maraud and embezzle, and even high-jack,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We kindle and char, inflame and ignite,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
We burn up the city, we're really a fright,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.

We're rascals, scoundrels, villans, and knaves,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
We're devils and black sheep, really bad eggs,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.

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@kerowyn: That's just a poser restaurant named Ninja.

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@neuropsychosocial: I know. I'm holding so far, though ... 12 hours, and I still haven't clicked the big gold button yet!

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As the founder of NinjaPyrate.com I would like to shock the world by adding a third competitor to this epic battle - the Ninja Pirate! Some are angered by this seemingly impossible hybrid, but hey if Cylons and humans can reproduce, and narwhals and and horses can make unicorns, then anything is possible!

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I was hoping to have time to write a good answer but things are crazy busy at work today. I'm on the Pirate side, born and rasised in a Pirate fambly. Pirates are just the better contender, and I'm glad to see for the most part deals.woot agrees. sorry ninjas but I gotta go with pirates all the way.

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There is compromise, you just haven't expanded your mind enough.

Ninja Pirate Zombie Robots: NPZRs.

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@narfcake: Want a reconstructed tank top? Warning: it'll make SmartPost look instantaneous. :)