questionswho's left?

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Neither. Re-Pete jumped in after (He repeated) and they both swam ashore or drowned, depending on your state of mind.

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Multiple possible answers:

1) Re-Pete is the only one left, since Pete fell out, and we all know that unless you're wearing chain-mail, piranha-infested waters offer you only a few seconds of life. That is, assuming that Pete wasn't wearing said chain-mail.

2) I resent this question and its horrible, political implications, you sick, sick person!

3) The appropriate question would ask rather whether or not Pete had a greater cause in mind when he left the boat... Who is doing the world the greater good: Pete, by falling out; or Re-Pete, by not doing so? Who is right?

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This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it not knowing what it was, but now they'll keep on singing it forever just because,

This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it not knowing what it was, but now they'll keep on singing it forever just because,

This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it not knowing what it was, but now they'll keep on singing it forever just because,

This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it not knowing what it was, but now they'll keep on singing it forever just because,

This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it not knowing what it was, but now they'll keep on singing it forever just because,

(continued)

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This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it not knowing what it was, but now they'll keep on singing it forever just because,

This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it not knowing what it was, but now they'll keep on singing it forever just because,

This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it not knowing what it was, but now they'll keep on singing it forever just because,

This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it not knowing what it was, but now they'll keep on singing it forever just because,

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I slit a sheet
A sheet I slit
And upon the slitted sheet I sit.

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Oh, fine. I'll do it.

Who's left?

Re-pete.

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Pete and Re-Pete were in a boat.

Pete fell out.

Who's left?

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@gregorylikescheapstu: Arrrrrrg. Now I've got Lambchop and Shari Lewis singing in my head:

This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it not knowing what it was, but now they'll keep on singing it forever just because,

This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it not knowing what it was, but now they'll keep on singing it forever just because,

This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it not knowing what it was, but now they'll keep on singing it forever just because,

This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it not knowing what it was, but now they'll keep on singing it forever just because,

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Why's in left. Who's on first.

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They're both still there. Maybe "fell out" meant "become unconscious", not fall out of the boat!

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@missellienc: Deep. Like the water nobody fell into.

Repeat?
Re-Pete.

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nuts? I like nuts! almonds are my favorite, peanuts drive me crazy!
Crazy? I was crazy once! they locked me in a padded room!
I liked it there! I died there, they buried me where the flowers grow.
some grew up, some grew down. one even tickled my nose. it drove me nuts.

nuts? I like nuts! almonds are my favorite, peanuts drive me crazy!
Crazy? I was crazy once! they locked me in a padded room!
I liked it there! I died there, they buried me where the flowers grow.
some grew up, some grew down. one even tickled my nose. it drove me nuts.

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Can't help myself.

Found a peanut, found a peanut, found a peanut, just now. Just now I found a peanut, found a peanut, just now.

Cracked it open, cracked it open, cracked it open, just now. Just now I cracked it open, cracked it open, just now.

It was rotten, it was rotten, it was rotten, just now. Just now it was rotten, it was rotten, just now.

Ate it anyway, ate it anyway, ate it anyway, just now. Just now I ate it anyway, ate it anyway, just now.

Got sick, got sick, got sick, just now. Just now I got sick, got sick, just now.

[...]

Died anyway, died anyway, died anyway, just now. Just now I died anyway, died anyway, just now.

Went to heaven, went to heaven, went to heaven, just now. Just now I went to heaven, went to heaven, just now.

Went to hell, went to hell, went to hell, just now. Just now I went to hell, went to hell, just now.

Found a peanut, found a peanut, found a peanut, just now. Just now I found a peanut, found a peanut, just now.

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I guess that makes me the bus driver.

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You remind me of a man.

What man?

A man with the power of voodoo.

Who doo?

You do.

Do what?

You remind me of a man.

What man?

A man with the power of voodoo.

Who doo?

You do.

Do what?

You remind me of a man.

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Why is this question not in chat?

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@caffeine_dude: Because it went to Popular. It started out on the Chat tab. @anotherhiggins even put the tag there himself (note also the #stupid tag, which made me laugh). It's a good time. I like it.

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Someone was wanting some rep! lol

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@bellavampyre: Meh.

I've been at and very near the top before. I'm not bragging, I'm just pointing out that I've been there and done that.

I posted this thread for a few reasons. Primarily because it was Friday afternoon and I thought something stupid and lighthearted would be fun.

Also, Woot keeps suggesting that I should ask "better" questions. So I decided to ask a question. (If you're wondering why I'm looking at the leaderboard when I just said I don't care about rep, then good for you for thinking critically. But I'm just curious about how they've changed the calculations.)

I figured that there was a chance that this thread would go popular. And if it did, it would bump up my reputation. Even though this thread does not help anyone, it will be considered a "better question" because people voted for it.

Consider this thread - and my impending bump in rep (I'm currently at 98.96%, 43rd place) my satirical statement on DW reputations.

TL;DR: Re-pete.

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"HOw did this end up on popular? I thought all off topic chat got banned to the chat tab."

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@thewhitetriangle: You must have missed the change. Now Chat can go to popular.

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Well, I'll just shut up now.

I just checked and I'm currently at 92.21%, 283rd position.

I guess asking a popular question was NOT what my rep needed to soar. Oh well, back to purple for me.

Edit: I just looked again and it's changed, and the "updated" time keeps bouncing around, too. So maybe they're fiddling with the calculations right now.