Has your voice ever been mistaken on the phone?
Was your gender misidentified? Did someone ask to talk to your mommy or your daddy?
A few days ago, DH was on the phone. I was on my computer, saw a photo of a mannequin pulling a thong away from it's butt. I chuckled.
My husband, listening to the person on the other end, laughed, lowered the phone and said "honey, she asked me if I have a bird. She said it sounded just like a macaw". I bet that CSR was mortified and will never ask that again.