Did you know there was a POOP POWERED MOTORCYCLE?
Why go green, when you can go brown?
http://www.treehugger.com/files/2011/10/poop-powered-toilet-bike-toto-japan.php
I'm sure you will all be shocked to learn: This is a Japanese born product. Created by Japan's largest toilet manufacturer TOTO.
Thankfully, they had the good sense to make the seat the gas tank - so you can "fuel" your bike up without having to stop.
And the mileage is ASStronomical! :)
I think I'd heard of these not too long ago on a radio talk show. There was a joke (I think it was Bob and Tom) having something to do with MotoPooter. While I think it's interesting as an idea, I think driving behind one would be dreadful. Driving behind a school bus or other diesel guzzlers is bad enough, I couldn't imagine being behind a poo-burner.
*Slow clap starts..clap. clap. clap.
But in all seriousness, this is actually quite interesting. Seems a bit dangerous though...and not to mention I usually like reading material.
@capguncowboy: lol...yeah, I really have no desire to know what the guy driving in front of my had for breakfast either.
I didn't hear the details, but it's actually going to tour around Japan somewhere heh - that's gonna be interesting.
How would one ride this? Assless chaps?
They changed my tags lol...
I was pretty proud of #brown-energy. Okay #feces I kind of get deleting - but not #brown-energy.
Powering things by poop is no new breakthrough. Politicians have been fueling their careers with bullsh*t for years and years. Now, we've just been able to fuel engines rather than political careers.
What if you don't need to GO...? Do you still....go?
@jsimsace: If you don't go, you don't go.
Only in Japan. Recall the USB powered breast wamers from a month or two ago.
And the Toyota Venza, which is nominally the "Toyota Toilet Seat"
I heard it gets crappy mileage.
Dude! Where do I send the bill for the scotch? (I don't really care about the keyboard I now have to replace, but that was really good scotch.)
I find it funny that this article is featured on treehugger.com. Isn't methane worse than C02?
Really, a poop question? (mod edit: profanity) and grins?
@underinsomnia: When I was first looking at this post, I thought you asked,"WHO would ride this? Assless chaps?" It is/was/could-have-been a great play on words (in my mind only, I guess).
@dmaz: Yes, but fully burned methane IS CO2 and H2O, so this reduces (actually oxidizes) the methane released to the air.
"I'm sure you will all be shocked to learn: This is a Japanese born product."
Sarcastic irony?
I find things like this so obnoxious. There is no way this is more 'environmentally friendly' than a simple scooter; but somehow there is a class of person (hippie) who is fascinated by it being fueled by feces. If the significance lies in its being powered by the rider, then a bicycle is clearly superior. So feces can be used as fuel; so what? It's still finding its way into a combustion engine.
Ultimately, it's the number of people on the planet which destroys the environment; finding more efficient ways to live only serves to support a larger population without natural consequence, and ironically does more harm than good.
@vladistov: ...Wow.
Pshh - I have a 35 year-old Honda that runs like (mod edit: profanity)
@drchops: Shall I attribute the 'pwning' to your insightful response, to your discrete negative rating, or to the positive ratings of your own comment made by your awe-inspired followers?
With such charisma that you be revered over uttering a single word, you might well start a religion. Or run for U.S. President.
@vladistov: The significance of such a scooter is that it takes something we dispose of(feces) and finds a use for it. You're saying that instead of finding environmentally friendly solutions to our ever increasing population problem, we shouldn't do anything? You have a twisted sense of logic.
Nobody likes you.
@wesleyvb: Your accusations are fantasy. I'm saying that the scooter is inefficient and that its only appeal is scatological.
I never said we ought do nothing about increasing population, I said that finding ways to circumvent our having reached our environment's capacity only perpetuates the problem. Finding new ways to cram more people onto the planet is not a solution. To better explain, I propose the following thought experiment for your tiny brain:
Imagine there is only one vehicle on the world, and that its pollution output is a unit of 100. Now imagine a 'green' vehicle that outputs a unit of pollution of only 1. But now imagine there are 1000 of those vehicles. What do we have? We have a 'gas-guzzler' causing one-tenth the pollution of the 'green' vehicle. Why? Because it's a population problem.
Anyway, composting feces or using it in a power-plant makes sense. Putting it in a vehicle is only a scatological obscenity.
Twisted logic? You've none of any kind.
Burning any fuel in a centralized power plant produces less pollution per unit of energy output than burning in an individualized engine. Burning (mod edit: profanity) in a tiny engine is a great idea if you want to produce the least amount of product while not entirely wasting it.
Although, you could also be 'green' by not using a toilet at all and composting your (mod edit: profanity) for your vegetable garden. Then you can not only have better tasting food, but you won't be halfway to work and unable to fuel youself.
@vladistov: Your logic is still flawed. For your little experiment, in both cases we will have 1000 vehicles being used(for the sake of keeping variables constant). 1,000 vehicles producing 100 units of pollution will have a total of 100,000 units of pollution. 1,000 vehicles producing 1 unit of pollution will have a total of 1,000 units of pollution. Now tell me, which is less, 100,000 or 1,000? We can use the "green" vehicle for 100 times longer than the "gas-guzzler". I agree, the population is a problem but people are always going to consume resources so it would be in our best interest to uses these resources as efficiently as possible, without regard to population size.
Sure, I would never buy this poop-powered car but I applaud the inventors for taking a step in the right direction.
@vladistov: You "pwnd" yourself when you mistook this for the right forum to vent your angry social frustrations.
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