questionshow do you make yourself happy?

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Would you like still photos or a video?

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I am the master of my domain. THAT can make me happy.

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Me. Your mom. And your sister.
A bottle of Jack. Some olive oil.
I'll let you know in the morning.
;+}

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By ragging on idiotic questions from total strangers who seem to have wandered in off the sidewalk.

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My lawyer has advised me to withdraw my original comment until after the trial.

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@robingraves: Yes, please.

On a less serious note, in the winter we ski & snowboard, in the summer we kayak and camp. Also chocolate, shellfish and other foodstuffs.

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@caffeine_dude: My Cymbalta? Never! Get your own prescription.

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@thunderthighs: But, but, I have not seen my dru...er, I mean doctor in years.

Good line from Scrubs
Dr. Cox: Those were the good old, incredibly disturbing, days, Bob. Today people think of us as drug-dispensing walking lawsuits who are, in fact, less informed than their internet phones.

Except change the word 'dispensing' with 'dealing'. I know doctors get compensated to prescribe drugs. If my doctor does not suggest the generic version of a drug, I change doctors next time.
My disdain for doctors is based on my history with them, to sum it up if I was as accurate with my job as they are with theirs I would have been fired for incompetence and the customer would not have had to pay the bill.