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My boss needs help!

Jan 7, 2010 1:41 PM

My boss's daughter is engaged and is getting married in March. He is on this crazy diet that does not allow him to eat various types of food. Of course the foods he isn't allowed to eat is the stuff he loves. So therefore, he doesn't want to be on it anymore. He made a suggestion about MALE GIRDLES. He then asked me if I saw any on Woot!.

So here's the challenge; Where can I find a male girdle?

sgoman5674 sgoman5674

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I am so not even posting these as deals

http://www.amazon.com/s/?ie=UTF8&keywords=male+girdle&tag=dealswoot-20&index=apparel&hvadid=4074471595&ref=pd_sl_57p4znp9jl_b

hobbit hobbit
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@hobbit: Why did I have to look? Back to the t-shirt from the other day. Still too early for that!

glindagw glindagw
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@hobbit: Thanks! This is really funny. We are having a lot of fun at work about this.

sgoman5674 sgoman5674
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@glindagw: it was painful and quick and really the first thing that came to mind was that someone needed to call William Shatner.

hobbit hobbit
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@hobbit: All that I could think of was the bro.

glindagw glindagw
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@glindagw: hah! I thought of that and the manzier

hobbit hobbit
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@hobbit: I am still drinking coffee, and trying to wake up. I know, I know, you even said you weren't going to post them as deals, which should have warned me, but...

Serves me right. Yes, I also saw @glindagw's comment. I just couldn't help myself.

More coffee... I need more coffee. BRB

shrdlu shrdlu
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@shrdlu: hey blame @sgoman5674 on this one.

need a few handiwipes do you, shrdlu?

hobbit hobbit
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@shrdlu: Drink up!

sgoman5674 sgoman5674
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@sgoman5674: Coffee is important. Look how many people get a chance to make it through the day without dying, now.

Coffee is kosher, you know. Actually, it's one of the major food groups, along with beer, chips, and spudnuts.

http://spudnutshop.com/

shrdlu shrdlu
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@shrdlu: How the heck did you find out about spudnuts? Thats really funny.

sgoman5674 sgoman5674
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this one appears to come with a tennis ball holder

nice spudnut reference, @shrdlu!

wootvan wootvan
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@sgoman5674: I've known about them since I was a little girl (yes, it's true, Shrdlu was not always an old fart). My Daddy and I used to get a spudnut on the occasional Saturday morning.

shrdlu shrdlu
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@shrdlu: Sorry, I should have been more emphatic in my response! Ewww!

glindagw glindagw
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Oooooo, spudnuts! Memories of college, how much wee hour sugar could you consume? What other ingestibles complemented them? Minutes of eating, hours of spudnut philosophy and analysis. The best!

f00l f00l
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@glindagw: and @hobbit: A bro and a manzier are different from a girdle A bro/manzier straddle the chest while a girdle wraps around the waist usually.

sgoman5674 sgoman5674
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@sgoman5674: Wow, so a bro would be added on top of a girdle?

glindagw glindagw
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@sgoman5674: ...and you know all this stuff about girdles, why?

shrdlu shrdlu
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@sgoman5674: oh I can't even fathom how to describe what my brain thought of your explaination of the different...it doesn't matter it is how our female brains work. he probably needs a bro too if he needs a girdle, because once you put a girdle on the bulge goes somewhere it doesn't just disappear.

hobbit hobbit

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