What's the best "line" you've been told when buying a car?
So dear Terrance, my sales person laid these lines on me:
See here, this engine is 2.4 "L". Your Sebring is 2.5 "L's". That means there's one less cylinder so it uses less gas.
This has a USB connector too. Your son might know more about that though.
Needless to say, Sales Manager was informed and Terrance got a talking to later.
He did make up for it some with the description of the large trunk: This trunk is big enough for a dead body. In fact, probably 3 dead bodies. It's got your emergency trunk release so you can get out if you're locked in the truck. So that means that you better make sure those bodies are dead when you put them in there.
What doozies have you been told?