Deals.Woot

Maybe you misunderstood or maybe I am a putz but I WANT a bag o' crap. Not a flaming one on my doorstep either.

Well there is currently a woot off so maybe if your fingers are fast enough you can get one during the woot off, that is the traditional way. Those folks who got some Random Crap from Woot this week got it for being Deals.woot guinea pigs during the beta before the site went live.

My favorite answer is from @catbertthegreat

"First, you must obtain every single flying monkey woot has ever released.

Second, using a hand magnifying glass inspect the woot logo printed onto the monkey's cape. Hidden in the logo is a single letter printed in black ink.

Third, take each letter and write them down one after the other in chronological order based on when the woot monkey was released. Remove all letters that are not in the Holy Crap Commandments 3.0.

Fourth, print out the coupon for woot's headquarters here and travel to woot, park next to, not on the specified location on the map: http://deals.woot.com/deals/details/18caab71-0079-4857-9fc8-c457f9f2d1a3/google-coupons-woot-inc-free-parking-at-woot-headquarters#32

Fifth, dig at the exact location on the map for 42 inches where you will find a metal key.

Sixth, enter the elevator at woot headquarters, insert key into the unlabeled hole and turn, elevator will begin to move downward"

Continued from above:

Seventh, you will arrive at a hidden basement floor approximately 5 stories below woot headquarters. There will be a door with an alphanumeric key pad, enter your assembled code from the woot monkeys capes.

Eighth, you will hear a series of clicks if you entered the code correct, if you are wrong, the floor will drop out beneath you, there will be no hope for your survival should this occur, even I do not know what awaits you in the hole.

Ninth, the room behind the door will pressurize and you will be allowed to enter when the light above the door turns green. Enter the room.

Tenth, in front of you will three bags of crap. You must remove all three bags simultaneously or the room will seal you in and all the air in the room will be removed. Should you remove all three bags successfully then I give you my congratulations as you have obtained your three bags of crap, I hope it was worth it.

P.S. the combination on the door changes with every new monkey released

@samo22: I love dogs. What breed are they?

@samo22: awwwww Min Pins so cute, even though they try to look scary.

@samo22: One of my neighbors had a couple, one was a purebred - he was just a doll and yes had the little man thing going on. But I loved watching him in the show ring. He had the gait of a show horse, it was mesmerizing.

@sgoman5674: All 3 were rescued and are from the same litter. They each have their moments for being "puntable". They do have the cute thing going on 24/7. The female is the most outspoken of them all. I know, now there's a shock...wink wink.

@theoneill555: Good luck in your search.

If can you can't get your bag of crap off woot you can always buy one here.
http://www.poopsenders.com/

PRAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!