What accessories would you come with if you were an action figure?
If you were an action figure what accessories or special features would you come with?
I'd definitely come with a backpack, as I carry one almost everywhere. And I'd have a pocket knife and three small balls that my action figure would (somehow) be able to juggle.
Not really an accessory but I would have kung-fu grip.
A multitool. I never go anywhere without it...even pack it in my luggage when we travel internationally. You never know when you'll need a good tool, and the people who qualify aren't good as pliers.
A mustache and a machiene gun, Hell Ya!
Does anyone else watch action figure therapy. Some bad language but pretty funny. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIylwth99Wg
A La-Z-Boy recliner, an MSU baseball cap, a laptop, and pizza. Oh, and a TARDIS.
A middle finger.
A cup of coffee, fuzzy slippers, a swivel chair, computer keyboard, and a hammer.
Sunglasses and an iPhone...
a pack of camel wide filters, a fifth of mediocre bourbon and my droid 2. probably be wearing fuzzy pajama pants too, just for good measure.
did i mention i'm a classy broad? :D
A Great Dane, a foam sword, and a paintbrush and canvas. Lots of silly costumes.
a towel.
A fire extinguisher
Mine would make fart noises when it bends over.
A multimeter and a soldering iron.
Fireworks.
A Glock 26 and a red brindle greyhound. And a grey long haired cat. White Pomeranian and seal point Himalayan sold separately.
A magical bag of holding.
A Saxophone.
I would be fully loaded with every accessory in the known (and unknown) universe... complete and utter omnipotence sold separately... (by Whammo)
A pack of cigarettes, a martini and a cat.
Jeeet-paaaack!
a vinturi, spatula, and a marshmallow roasting stick
epic downvote hammer of righteousness
Android phone, 2 Kindles and 1 paperback, a 2 liter bottle of Diet Coke (the limited edition would, of course, contain a bottle of red wine). Laptop with spreadsheets, lots of spreadsheets.
Full weapon pack containing sword of smiting, epic banhammer, fire extinguisher and cat sidekick. (Yes, I consider the extinguisher and cat to be weapons. ;)
The uncanny ability to either incite rage or narcolepsy in others at random with the power of my mind.
Oh wait, I already have that. I guess my action figure would have a laser pointer or something of that magnitude of unique-ness.
A yorkie and about a hundred cats. Large home library sold separately. (btw irl I only have 2 cats...but I live with other people it might be different if I lived alone ;) )
Smugness & a jar of mayonnaise
Why smugness? Because I have the mayonnaise and you don't.
One perpetually-full cosmo, one laptop, an iPhone and a Woot app! Flying monkey sold separately.
A Desert Eagle. A 'boom-stick' complete with an over-the-shoulder-holster. Twin Katanas, also back mounted. And, most importantly, a Red Sonja companion complete with chain mail bikini!!! (Oh, and Sonja would look more like the gal that originally modeled for Esteban Maroto than the one that showed up in the more recent Conan movies.)
Come to think of it, the combat gear could be in an accessory pack. The gorgeous, red-headed Amazon in the chain mail bikini would be standard.
Sunglasses, cig lighter, and first aid kit.
Lots and lots of guns, and possibly a sword.
Mashed Potatoes.
Swivel arm battle grip.
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