questionswould you rather be a comfortable slave to a…

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Is another red pill/blue pill question?

Because I tried to follow the white rabbit and swallowed some pills, next thing I know I was fed some ipecac and tripped my face off.

Good times.

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Trick question! If you're a wino - you already have everything you want if you have 2 bottles of wine per day...

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Do I get to drive a jeep when I wander and may I have a hot shower every day. I could take being a clean wino. Oh, books. May I carry books in my jeep?

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I'd choose to be a giant desert wandering robot wino.

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I would pick the wino but only if I could have at least three bottles of wine per day. I'm not sure two bottles per day would be enough to make a person qualify as a wino...

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But then you are a slave to wine.

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We are all slaves to something.

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Am I the only person who pictured a life of luxury with the robot?

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Is the robot's name, Robby?

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@lavikinga: I'm not sure where you'll find a hot shower or a jeep in the desert. Of course I'm not sure where you're finding the wine, but we'll let that slide. If you happen upon any books you're welcome to keep them.

@benyust2: Three bottles could be arranged.

@vogt2385: I pictured a life of luxury with the robot as well.

@barnabee: I thought of the robot as some nameless monstrosity, but if you want to call it Robby that's fine.

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I would rather die than lose my freedom! Give me a bottle of wine and a nice stogie and I would be good to go!