questionswhat happened to monte and mortimer?

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I was just going to ask that. They are occasionally the highlight of my day. Has PETA actually accomplished something? Give us back the monkeys!

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I don't know. And what happened to Bluetooth the Pirate?

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I was wondering the same thing. It's the only reason I still subscribe to the email because I check the sites daily.

:starts chanting:
BRING THEM BACK!
BRING THEM BACK!

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@wickedd365:
Also chanting
BRING THEM BACK!
BRING THEM BACK!
Maybe we should stomp too?

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I usually spice my morning up and read the Monte and Mortimer while eating breakfast. Today's breakfast was very sad.

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BRING THEM BACK
BRING THEM BACK

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I heard they are supporting the NBA lockout

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I was just coming to post this same question lol. Let's hope they weren't caught by an animal testing lab! D=

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Looking into this, thanks for the concern!

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I'm kinda hoping they are just taking a day off. I mean everyone deserves a holiday, I'm pretty sure Monte and Mortimer have been there diligently day in and day out and if they are taking a vacation, more power to them. Do have to say I always look forward to the little blurb at the bottom of the email, hope they come back but enjoy your time off woot monkey duo >.>

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You can always check out Stefano in the meantime.....

http://deals.woot.com/questions/details/61b51b3d-7d2a-4430-b3ac-406c0ded613d/introducing-stefano-nardini#4

(Sorry to shill out Stefano here. I told him it would be inappropriate, but he is a whore.)

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I was wondering the same thing!

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Maybe they were caught up in the server or whatever issues yesterday? Geesh, I hope they are not mangled in the equipment. @Josefresno should let us know if they are safe. Let us pray.

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as an added complaint how come they took of the prices of the items as well.

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BRING THEM BACK!
BRING THEM BACK!

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@pickypickypicky:
Also chanting
BRING THEM BACK!
BRING THEM BACK!
BRING THEM BACK!
BRING THEM BACK!

And stomping!
STOMP STOMP STOMP!

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they wandered into local.woot and got lost turning left at albuquerque

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I imagine it involves Mortimer and large amounts of mayonnaise.

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Won't somebody think about the platypuses!

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@jako99: No, sir! Monte and Mortimer like to poop everywhere and play pranks on my sweet @wootbot . But he did not eat them!

They probably ran away again. The circus life always looks glamorous from the outside looking in. It is not, and they will be back soon.

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According to today's "Woot Daily Digest," they took the day off. They are now back in the mail (at least for today).