In what ways have you lost your keys? My wife flushed hers.
So my wife and I just spent a weekend at the beach (Destin, FL) for her birthday, and let me tell you.. it was a waste. We got zero beach time because there were 2 red flags flying the entire time and would have to pay a $200 fine if the police saw that even our feet were in the water (and yes the police were along the beaches like crazy). So we did a lot of shopping.
We headed home this morning and about an hour into the drive we decided to stop at a Wendys to use the bathroom and grab something to eat.. Well my wife goes to the bathroom as soon as we get inside and I go to place the order. About 3 minutes later she comes out looking all sad. Apparently when she was pulling her pants back up, the key (we had JUST unhooked the car key from the key chain) had fallen out of her back pocket into the toilet and she flushed it. She says she never heard it fall in, but the key was gone and no where to be found..
So yes.. My wife flushed our car key down the toilet, 2.5 hours away from home.