questionshow can we contact you by phone?


Woot doesn't have phones. They use flying monkeys as message carriers.


From the FAQ:

"I want to talk to a live person there, can I call you?
No. We are busy sourcing new products and shipping orders. You can post a comment to our community board, but we don't guarantee we'll respond. You should Google for the manufacturer contact to get product answers – we suggest a dating service, magic 8 ball, or ouija board for general life solutions. "


How can you contact me by phone? Call my number.