What's the absolute worst Christmas Song of all time?
I grew up listening to TimeLife's Christmas album released in the early 80s. It was full of Frank Sinatra, Perry Como, Bing Crosby, Mormon Tabernacle Choir, and the likes.
This year, I've been listening to either Pandora or the radio and both like to mix in some more contemporary (and in my opinion, right out awful) stuff. There are some really terrible songs on there. How can anyone call that Christmas music?
Is there one that's more terrible than others? Here's a fact: If someone plays The Four Seasons' Santa Claus is Coming... I'll turn it off, or if unable to reach the dial, probably take an ice pick to my ears. Did that guy really think that screaming in a high pitch nasally voice is really going to make someone happy? Seriously, WTF?
There are other songs that are awful enough that I refuse to hear them (Dominick the Christmas Donkey -- what is that about?).
However, what's the worst one of all?