Where have all the high-larious woot! product stories gone?
So, I'm watching the woot-off that is currently under way, and I click on the various items as they appear, and there seems to only be a very short humourous description header line which is then followed by identical woot-off-related verbiage:
"Gather ‘round the Woot trough, y’all! It’s time again to gorge yourself on our monthly smorgasbord of deals on gadgets, appliances, and just plain ol’ junk you really should think twice about buying, but won’t.
So stretch your cheapness muscles, grease up your F5 key, fill up an IV bag with coffee, and get to complaining about the latest “Worst Woot-Off Ever”. It wouldn’t be a Woot-Off if you didn’t."
Is this simply a result of the fact that with the ever-expanding universe of woot! there aren't enough @wootlive writers to come up with high-larious quips for every item anymore? Or is there something more sinister afoot?? Like some evil henchman has kidnapped the writers and is demanding bags of crap as ransom?
(Either way, I miss the funny!)