questionsd.w fantasy football week 11: who's got two…

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The Austin Green Meanies couldn't do much against the cheezhed's (losing 52 to 94). Not that they really tried since they left 2 players in (who were on a bye). The Cheezhed's were forced to play Cutler since Vick hasn't learned to slide, and yet somehow Cutler managed to score 28 points. It's like a joke that landed badly. See what I did there? That's got multiple layers. It's like a f*ing onion!

The ATL Big Johnson's actually managed to get their 3rd win against the Wooter Hooter's who, in an objective showing of waiver prowess, still have Peyton Manning on their roster. Which makes TWO benched quarterbacks!

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In what can only be described as a tragedy of 80's proportions - RoboCop has fallen to Omni Consumer Products. It's suspected that OCP somehow hacked RoboCop's targeting system, resulting in a misfire that put Adrian Peterson out in the first quarter. It looked like RoboCop might regain his humanity, but alas it was not to be and Mark Sanchez had to strap explosives to his throwing game just to keep Detroit's playoff hopes alive.

Team Drunkcajun just can't seem to catch a break. They fell to the Wingnut Zombies who didn't put up middling scores. Team DC, again, just can't find that lineup nirvana. Torrey Smith would've done it for you! Also the Zombies, in what I can guess was the result of a drug filled haze, sat Blount on the pine. Lucky!

The Scrammin' Munfalumps actually put up a decent game, but just couldn't hold off the No Spammers. In any other league I'd call the No Spammers the front runner, but you don't have Gronk so you know, maybe next year! Thems the rules!

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Speaking of Gronk - our final game ended up with the closet margin of victory (or loss depending on your angle). The CGCB's appeared to have lost to the SS Zarfii by a mere 4 points, but seeing as how the CGCB's had Gronk on their team I'm sure it's only a matter of time before you get a score correction from ESPN. For no team who hath the Gronk shall loseth. I think that was the 11th commandment or something.

Only two more games until the post season!

I was going to give out trophies but I decided to have a glass of bourbon instead.

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Nice write up. Gronk does win ball games (apparently, just not my games).

Brady is putting up decent numbers, but he's no Aaron "40 points per game" Rodgers.

Go mediocrity!

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@capguncowboy: Rodgers played one of his worst games of the season too...and still raked in 30!