How should I celebrate my new black triangle?
I logged into deals.woot this morning, and behold, a black triangle! So, as my first ever question to the community: how should I celebrate?
If you own guns the tradition is to fire wildly in to the air while whooping and hollering. Wait, no that's Yosemite Sam.
Edit: Congratulations. Now you just have to unseat @lichme and you're in charge.
Congrats! Now that you are in the club, you can know the super secret rules. First of which is newbies have to buy the first round.
Edit: Low blow @gideonfrost, low blow.
Creepy He posted seconds after me.
Edit: @lichme I'm so low on the leaderboard I have to make low blows.
Take a screenshot, print it out, and put it in a frame. Then, get ready for all the time it takes to stay on top. Once you go black, you never [want to] go back.
@gideonfrost: Not true. Your number is much higher than my 1.
@lichme: Hahaha. And I'm the one making low blows?
Be sure to announce this on your Facebook page.
Then all your friends can go "Huh???"
By giving it back to me!
@supersox: It's mine! My preciousssss...
Pour yourself a victory drink. Welcome to the club!
@factoryoutletstore: Drinks for all! Courtesy of Woot! (just don't tell them that we put it on their tab)
Shirts.woot should sell a shirt with the triangles on it.
I celebrate by constantly rubbing it in my husband's green-triangle face!
Just hang on for dear life!
Black triangles meet the 3rd Wednesday of each month. Behind Wal-Mart near the dumpsters. Find a white T, use black permanent marker to draw a black triangle. Wear that. Also wear decent pants or you'll end up on the peopleofwalmart.com site. :-/ Congrats!!
Buy some whiskey stones from sellout.woot and hit your local ABC store......
I've been a black triangle for almost two weeks. I keep trying to tell myself it's no big deal but if I was to drop a color, I would freak out!
Get a tattoo, duh!
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