The Woot Gods appeared to me on Passover Eve
As I sat at the table in my white shirt, drinking cups of terrible wine and eating piece after piece of Matzah, (all while reclining, mind you) I couldn't help but get some stains on my clean white shirt. However, this years stains were signifigantly different than other years
To paraphrase the four questions: "Why is this stain different from all other stains?"
I think the rules dictate that there actually be some sort of question here. Um... Have ..you ever had ...yeah, I got nothing. Enjoy the pics of a stained shirt :D