questionswould anyone here join a "save the woot monkeys…

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Nope. I think I need to go watch the podcast again.

Need to get the gory details down right!

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i vote we just disect matthew the way he did that poor monkey.

no plushie, regardles of what kind, deserves that kinda treatment. all it ever done was wanna hug, and maybe sit there waiting on you

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Stuffed animal experimentation is the only way we will be able to make useful medications for stuffed humans.

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I haven't seen the vid yet, I'm all in anyways, I'll even give up my Klondike bar!!

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I have operated on my monkey to extend his life.

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I've been predicting a monkey uprising for quite a while now. This is the last straw. I predict a change in leadership at Woot soon, with Co-CEO-s Mortimer and Monte.

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I say we kill him!
Yeah!
I say we hang him, then we kill him!
Yeah!
I say we stomp him!
Yeah!
Then we tattoo him!
Yeah!
Then we hang him...!
YEAH!'!
And then we kill him!
YEAH!'!'!
I say we let him go.
NO!'!'!

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@moosezilla: I have a totally-not-faked-after-the-fact will, signed by the monkey in question, detailing his wish to donate his body to entertainment.

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@matthew: That is PERFECT... I should have asked my lawyer first, but then again, lawyers are shot to death in the court of public opinion.

It is interesting to see the wide range of responses to this question. Although my favorite is still the person that suggested we tell @matthew to stop with the monkey mutilation because it angered the woot-gods and caused the servers to quit in solidarity. (are woot-servers and woot-monkeys in the same union?)