questionswho's watching the finale of oprah today? i heard…

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I won't be.

I have not seen ANY of her shows, not even by accident (does she have more than one?). I don't watch TV except for a select few shows. I use my 50" Plasma HDTV almost exclusively for video games and as my primary computer monitor. The only exposure I have to Oprah is through others making fun of her. ...that's also how I found out she's getting her own network...not that it matters to me since I don't watch TV.

I also didn't know that was her magazine I saw the cover of while I was in line at the grocery store, but I was also never tempted to read it...I only read gaming magazines...while I'm in the bathroom...

I prefer kittens.

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I'm a man. I don't watch oprah. I never cry (except when watching "patton" or "the godfather" parts 1&2). I use soap, not bodywash. Technically, I shouldn't even be talking about oprah in this thread, I should only talk about sports, hot women, hunting, car repair, and war movies. Preferably while playing poker. And smoking a cheap cigar. And drinking scotch.

I don't watch oprah.

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I won't. Over the years, I've come to regard Oprah fans with the same disdain I have for Ditto Heads. Just because Oprah, Rush, Hannity, and Harold Camping says it so, doesn't mean it is.

Sheeple.

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Puppies, I'm in.
Never watched one episode of the show. Seen pieces flipping channels and on other shows like "The Soup", don't plan on starting now. We'll see the highlights on the news.

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in oprah-giving-stuff-to-audience-voice "look under your chairs...you all get puppies!!! except you mike..."

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Oprah is aired on your local CBS affiliate. Please check your listings for more. Or go here: http://www.oprah.com/tows_listings.html

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Nothing Oprah has ever done has been worth knowing about, let alone watching.

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Unless they cover it on "Oprah, Girlfriend" on the Soup, I won't be watching...

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sheesh, tough crowd. is this thing on? tap
hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my...

next time i'm posting about beiber!

@bmw66x: thanks for the tip!

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@w00tgurl: ....my rag timmeeee gallllllll! Oh the WB froggie. So great was he. Now he's outta town. silly CW, cartoons are good and you ruined a network.

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@kamikazeken: Ladies and gents, grab your popcorn and....

Look at the big cajones on Kami here.

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I'm a guy, and I'm happy to say that I am secure enough in my masculinity to admit that I have the greatest respect for Oprah. She is a national treasure. I saw her last show, and it was a love letter to us, her audience, and a challenge to reach our potential in whatever we do.

I suppose, if like Sykotek, you prefer to spend your whole life playing video games, you wouldn't want to have someone offer advice on being your best self, however.

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@quadconpana: thank you for speaking up, you brave soul.

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Although I'm NOT a man, I concur with the sentiments of @kamikazeken. I'm an adult, and there's very little on daytime (broadcast) television that I wouldn't consider punishment, if forced to watch. More power to the woman; she's done some good in the world, and that's fine. That doesn't mean that I'd willingly sit and listen to 2 or 3 minutes of it. I've seen bits and pieces end up on the news, and that was annoying enough, thanks.

If I want mindless foolishness, I have TruTV and World's Dumbest...or the Fresh tab on Deals dot woot.

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@mtm2: That's not true, she's given a ton of money to charitable causes. That's worth something.

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@w00tgurl: bieber?
says a prayer
god, please take bieber now, and can we have jimi hendrix back?

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EVERYONE GETS HUMPBACK WHALESSSSSSSSSS!

HARRISON FORD IS HEREEEEEEEEEEEEE