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Electric Shock Surprise Prank Pen

Electric Shock Surprise Prank Pen for $0

@ dealswitch.com | 1 comment | games, gift, joke, prank, pen

dealswitch
8 months ago

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Knock Knock Jokes for Kids: 301 Hilarious and Funny Knock Knock Jokes: Kindle Store

Knock Knock Jokes for Kids: 301 Hilarious and Funny Knock Knock Jokes: Kindle Store for $0

@ amazon.com | 5 comments | books, ebooks, knock-knock, jokes, who's-there

thebopster
26 days ago

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Party Pooper Fake Human Poop

Party Pooper Fake Human Poop for $0.41

@ amazon.com | 3 comments | poop, prank, joke, funny

wilcohum
2 years ago

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More Crazy 911 Emergency Calls CD

More Crazy 911 Emergency Calls CD for $0.99

@ graveyardmall.com | 0 comments | comedy, cd, joke, funny

mkentosh
3 years ago

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Bloody Soap

Bloody Soap for $0.99

@ goofbag.com | 0 comments | gag, prank, joke, novelty

goofbag1
8 months ago

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Best Jokes from Talk Radio book

Best Jokes from Talk Radio book for $0.99

@ ccrane.com | 0 comments | joke, books, dirty, notsuitableforchildren

puddinbooger
2 years ago

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Practical Joke Shocking Mouse

Practical Joke Shocking Mouse for $1

@ zymetrical.com | 0 comments | practical-jokes, joke, novelty, computer

notoriouscheech
3 years ago

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Electric Shock Toy & 5mW Red Laser Light Practical Joke Trick Toy

Electric Shock Toy & 5mW Red Laser Light Practical Joke Trick Toy for $1.99 + free shipping

@ gadgets-n-gizmos.com | 0 comments | shock, toy, trick, joke

gadgetsngizmos
a year ago

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Electric Shock Magic Trick Marker Pen - Blue Sale at Practical Joke Accessories Store

Electric Shock Magic Trick Marker Pen - Blue Sale at Practical Joke Accessories Store for $2.52 + free shipping

@ geartaker.com | 0 comments | toys, games, party, fun, joke

geartaker
2 years ago

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Shock-Your-Friend Prank Electric Shock Lighter - Green Sale at Practical Joke items Accessories…

Shock-Your-Friend Prank Electric Shock Lighter - Green Sale at Practical Joke items Accessories… for $2.95 + free shipping

@ geartaker.com | 0 comments | accessories, joke, home, party, game

geartaker
2 years ago

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Top 75 Minecraft Jokes! eBook: Kindle Store Now Only $3.47 on Amazon!

Top 75 Minecraft Jokes! eBook: Kindle Store Now Only $3.47 on Amazon! for $3.47 + free shipping

@ amazon.com | 0 comments | ebook, kindle, minecraft, joke, book

krispynoodlez
16 days ago

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Effervescent Bacon Drink Tablets - Archie & Co.

Effervescent Bacon Drink Tablets - Archie & Co. for $3.50

@ mcphee.com | 25 comments | grocery, drink, bacon, novelty, joke

mtrlgrl
3 years ago

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Knots and How to Tie Them by Walter B. Gibson

Knots and How to Tie Them by Walter B. Gibson for $3.98 + free shipping

@ betterworldbooks.com | 0 comments | knot, tie, marriage, joke

abramokids
a year ago

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FAKE Peel and Win Game Pieces.

FAKE Peel and Win Game Pieces. for $3.99

@ baronbob.com | 0 comments | gag, lottery, ticket, prank, joke

baronofwonderfully…
2 years ago

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Fish Head Sucker- Sour lemon Flavor!

Fish Head Sucker- Sour lemon Flavor! for $3.99

@ meatball.thatdailydeal.com | 0 comments | candy, sour, novelty, joke, fish

thatdailydeal
10 months ago

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Fake $100 Parking Violation/Tickets - 6pk

Fake $100 Parking Violation/Tickets - 6pk for $4

@ goofbag.com | 0 comments | automotive, gag, april, fools, joke

lillybolt
3 months ago

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Shove It! Pen

Shove It! Pen for $4.12

@ deepdiscount.com | 0 comments | accessories, pen, funny, joke, home

bubbles34
3 years ago

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SARCASTIC STAMP - That's What She Said

SARCASTIC STAMP - That's What She Said for $4.99

@ dillyeo.com | 0 comments | home, office, stamp, joke

notoriouscheech
2 years ago

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Liquid Ass 1oz Stream Tip Bottle (Fart Spray, Stink Bomb)

Liquid Ass 1oz Stream Tip Bottle (Fart Spray, Stink Bomb) for $4.99

@ keyporthobbies.com | 2 comments | liquid, ass, stink, prank, joke

keyporthobbies
11 months ago

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'Fart Bomb Bag'

'Fart Bomb Bag' for $5.05

@ amazon.com | 0 comments | fart, joke, office, stink, ass

powerfulpup
3 years ago

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Accoutrements Emergency Underpants

Accoutrements Emergency Underpants for $5.51 + free shipping

@ amazon.com | 0 comments | gifts, jokes, men, women, clothing

waterbaby2086
a year ago

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Bad Spellers Untie! - T Shirt

Bad Spellers Untie! - T Shirt for $5.99

@ shirt.thatdailydeal.com | 1 comment | clothing, shirt, speller, joke

thatdailydeal
8 months ago

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BACON, COFFEE AND WAFFLE BREAKFAST DENTAL FLOSS

BACON, COFFEE AND WAFFLE BREAKFAST DENTAL FLOSS for $5.99

@ perpetualkid.com | 3 comments | bacon, floss, joke, gift, fun

goldiemcg
3 years ago

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Electronic Yodelling Pickle

Electronic Yodelling Pickle for $8.60

@ newegg.com | 3 comments | toys, pickles, novelty, joke

mkentosh
2 years ago

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Madhatter Magic Shop - Stink Bombs (12 BOXES) 3 vials per box

Madhatter Magic Shop - Stink Bombs (12 BOXES) 3 vials per box for $8.95

@ madhattermagicshop.com | 0 comments | www.madhattermagicshop.com, stink, bombs, joke

goodbyejane
2 years ago

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4 Classic Jokes in One Box - The Prankster in You Will Love It

4 Classic Jokes in One Box - The Prankster in You Will Love It for $8.99

@ meatball.thatdailydeal.com | 0 comments | gift, prank, joke, novelty

thatdailydeal
11 months ago

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8 Crazy Inflatables Gag Bag for 9.00 and free shipping

8 Crazy Inflatables Gag Bag for 9.00 and free shipping for $9 + free shipping

@ goofbag.com | 0 comments | games, gag, jokes

lillybolt
a month ago

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