"I (Hamburger) Cows" Carnivorous Romance T-Shirt for $7.99 + free shipping
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Meat, cheese, milk, ice cream – if cows could somehow produce toasted sesame-seed buns, they’d have all 5 food groups covered by themselves. Take that, grocery store! Seriously, just imagine life without cows – no steaks, no burgers, no triple-thick chocolate milkshakes, no clearcut deforestation, no childhood obesity. Boring!
This shirt makes me happy and hungry at the same time.
@eyeflytwohigh: Hangry? Huppy?
I'm in for 1!
@capguncowboy: Kinda weird, I knew a kid named Huppy growing up. His folks were kinda hippie bikers. I remember that dad had a primer 1970s era Buick Riviera. Stripped out interior with, and this scared me as a kid, a small skull as the shift knob; it had long black hair.
I just ate breakfast, but why does a hamburger sound so good right now?

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