dealsgerber bear grylls compact 10-in-1 multi-tool for…

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I see not, the pee cup....how shall I drink?

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Is this the model that will teleport me to a hotel after I'm done constructing my shelter?

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I actually have this particular multi-tool and it's pretty nice! The design is cool, and so far it seems to be of decent construction. I also own an original leatherman multi-tool and this one is just as good.

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@flaxon: Look closely; there's a Comfort Inn keycard between the screwdriver and the bottle opener.

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I get some weird error when logging in through Google.

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A survival tool! Better drink my own piss.

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Deal appears to be over. Where will Bear show up next?? The world must wait.

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I'm Bear Grylls and I'm inside an active volcano under the ocean. Good thing I have my cheap Gerber multi-tool so I can build a lava proof submarine out of the string from my boxer shorts and get to the surface where I will conveniently find a villager out in the middle of the ocean with a kayak that will bring me to his village where I can be king.