dealsred river beef jerky - sample for $0.00 + free…

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Oh, I am IN! Thanks for this!

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Always a good day for Jerkey

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I find it interesting, and somewhat suspicious, that "address" is not a required field, but your email address is...twice. Time to pull out the ol' spam address...

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Only half an ounce? What a tease! That's as bad as the drug dealers that offer you your first fix free to get you hooked on it. Next thing you know, you're selling your grandma's gold tooth for your next jerky fix. After you exhausted your relatives fillings, you start making your own jerky. It begins with beef, but it's not enough. You try chicken, then goat, but it's still not enough. You roam the streets looking for other animals to turn into jerky. You try cat, dog, your kid's pet mouse, the neighbor's iguana......
Hey, anyone seen grandma lately??

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It's worth mentioning that one of the flavors that they offer is "Teriokie". I assume they mean Teriyake? Either way, too suspicious for my personal information to only get a half-ounce of jerky, thank you very much.

[EDIT: They also have a "smokey" flavor. The correct spelling is "smoky". They describe their Sweet Chew flavor as "Desert jerky for your sweet taste." Desert is the hot, sandy barren wasteland. Dessert (two s's) is ice cream. Don't complain to me that there weren't warning signs!]

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@00000100: Okie is a term for someone from Oklahoma, the company is based out of Oklahoma, I have seen it sold in store in a few locations.

notice the description for that item even spells it correctly, which you didn't do~ "It's not just great teriyaki flavor, it's teriokie!!"

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@00000100: Sadly, the days when terrible spelling and grammar were a reliable sign that something was amiss are gone. Nowadays completely legitimate businesses are so sloppy that it would make my fifth grade English teacher roll over in her (presumed) grave. I will always remember the local state college sending me a course catalog labeled "Proffessional and Continuing Education Courses".

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Anyone knows the brand of jerky they sell at 7/11, the round ones that sell for 4 for $1.00 by the register? Sorry a little off the topic.

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Just a curiosity, does anybody know the amount of jerky we get? Free is great, and I voted this up, but I'm just wondering.

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@captainsuperdawg: It says on the top of the site a free half ounce sample.

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I just bought about three pounds today, it is my favorite jerky. All of the flavors are better than the grammar and spelling on the website. Errors aside, Teriokie is a play on the founder's name, Terry, and the state he is from, Oklahoma. It is sold in stores through southern Oklahoma, and just recently went online when new owners took over. I seriously doubt they are collecting or selling email addresses for spam, it's a small local business just selling jerky.

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Free jerky? Oh yeah. Count me in.

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hmmmmmmmmm............no address required? can they send a sample to my email?

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I don't know if it worked or not. After I submitted my information, I see this:

To get your free jerky Sample of your choice, please fill out form below.**
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@firebirdude: On the free sample side it asks for your address. On the email alert side it only wants email address. I am going to be eating a free sample while you read spam lol.

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@00000100 Merriam-Webster list smokey as a variant of smoky... The teriokie part has already been addressed by others.

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"Sorry, We are out of free samples! Please check back later for more promotions."

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They ran out of jerky. Guess I'm going to go hungry...

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Sorry, We are out of free samples! Please check back later for more promotions.

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BAH HUMBUG theyre out.

You guys pulled that jack move "OOh i need one for my wife.. and my sister.. and my mom... and um.."

*edit cant type on drugs