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How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You: The Oatmeal

How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You: The Oatmeal for $8.98

Oct 4, 2012 8:15 PM

Another helping of TheOatmeal! Mrow, MOAR kitty comics. Mr. Oats delivers a sidesplitting serving of cat comics in his new book, How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You.
If your cat is kneading you, that's not a sign of affection. Your cat is actually checking your internal organs for weakness. If your cat brings you a dead animal, this isn't a gift. It's a warning. How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You is a hilarious, brilliant offering of cat comics, facts, and instructional guides from the creative wonderland at TheOatmeal.com.

How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You presents fan favorites, such as "Cat vs. Internet," "How to Pet a Kitty," and "The Bobcats," plus 17 brand-new, never-before-seen cat jokes. This Oatmeal collection is a must-have from Mr. Oats! A pullout poster is included at the back of the book.

@ amazon.com

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That's ridiculous. Everyone knows that every cat is constantly plotting to kill its owner. They are never not plotting, even when you are opening their can of food.

lparsons42 lparsons42
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The free shipping is for Amazon orders over $25, the book is only $8.98

mothersnakes mothersnakes
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@mothersnakes: Free shipping for prime members

jkiewit8845 jkiewit8845
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@lparsons42: I agree. The only think keeping them from actually following through on it is the lack of opposable thumbs. If they ever figure out how to use a can opener without thumbs all us cat owners are so dead.

gt0163c gt0163c
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@gt0163c: My cat can open doors, and his brother is a polydactyl. #endoftimes

alphaiomega alphaiomega
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The "free shipping" is kind of misleading. It's free shipping only if you buy $16.02 of other things or you have Amazon Prime.

Also noting the book is released on 10/9. And, my cat is always plotting to kill me. I have have photo proof of it!

kmeltzer kmeltzer
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I know my calico hates me (totally bonded with my husband), but I don't think she's smart enough to "plot" - the little black one is conflicted - the other cats hate her, so who would play fetch with her if she killed us off?

vburnett vburnett
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@jkiewit8845: Prime members KNOW they have free shipping. The phrase "Free Shipping" should be reserved for items that ship for free regardless of race, creed, color, cart contents, or prime membership.

j0hnlind j0hnlind
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@j0hnlind: Shipping is NEVER free. I clicked the free shipping box to let the woot community know this is a prime eligible item. If you really want to get technical, the box should be labeled "Shipping included".

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