Yeah, sure you read it for the articles. It couldn't possibly be that saucy Preamble that you have been gawking at, right? And those borderline-inappropriate amendments aren't at all interesting, huh? Didn't even glance at them, you say? And what would your poor mother think if she could hear you now? You may think that I believe you when you say that you read the Constitution for the articles, but I'm just waiting to catch you in the act, bub.