dealsbj's two month membership coupon for $0.00

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@gut funk: I know. I was like, "Honey, see I told you so...nevermind."

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Whoops, I deleted my comment because I thought this was for the brewhouse! The company logos are VERY similar... are they related?

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@gut funk: That would be my doing...I thought it was the brew-house myself. I could go for their Tatonka Stout right about now.

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I read this ALL sorts of the wrong way.

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Reading the comments I should've been more clear.

Despite popular belief, this deal does not give you two months of free beer or sexual favors, just access to bulk goods. Unfortunate, I know.

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I wonder if my wife would accept this membership card...

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BJ's for two months! ooo yeah :-0

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Dear Lord, we've all turned into 15 year old boys

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@neolithicx: Beware. BJ's has been know to suck you in and make you wish you never came. Like Costco.

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Aw man, I thought it was for JB's Restaurant. I guess this makes more sense, however a 2 month membership to the breakfast bar would be sweet.

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@kickpunch: JB's gallery of girls? lol VA beach

i used this coupon before Christmas and got good use of it. you can only use it once, after that your membership goes away if you don't renew and you can't use another coupon for more months free.

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@ bjs.com | 13 comments | free, bjs, coupon

Best tag words ever!... nicely done. :)

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@neolithicx

Like everyone else I read free 2 months of BJ's and laughed then I read the quote above posted below by neolithicx! I laughed my butt off!

"Beware. "BJ's" has been know to "suck" you in and make you wish you never "came". Like Costco."

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BJs IS A STORE. They SELL STUFF.

I didn't know what the hell it was either, so I figured I'd clear that up - I don't think it's been clarified yet :D
http://www.bjs.com/

(They gotta good search engine too - I typed in "ugns" and it knew I was trying to search for "Guns" lol - it's stupid-proof)

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That subject line was a cruel, cruel trick.

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where do you sign up for the two months of bj's?
can you get one every day? how often do they provide them?
and do we get to choose who serves us the bj's or is it totally random?

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I havn't had BJs since I was dating my wife, I wonder if this will bring her around!

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So you mean BJ's shouldn't be free without coupons?

/me starts taking notes

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I'm already an "actual" BJ's member for the past 5 years... 10000x better than Sam's Club and better "for me" than Costco due to distance...

As far as the other meaning, most wives give a pre-marriage free pass BJ's membership, that lasts an extra 1-2 months after the actual wedding.. After that you're paying up the a$$ for your membership.. In the end they cancel your membership without warning and only offer a special offer to re-join for one night at a time at the full one year price but only offer one night of membership a year if your lucky..

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Misread title, severely disappointed.

[Hopeful Inquiry] Can one bulk purchase sexual favors using this membership?

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@mrothman01: I enjoy BJ's more than Costco and Sam's Club too. Much more.

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@lavikinga: Yeah, because everyone knows only 15 year old boys like them...

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Bjs take manufacturer's coupons as well ^^

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The timeline of a silly joke:

Funny / Meh, lol / Shut Up

Guess where we're at.

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hmmmm... seems the west coast is lacking in BJ's

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It's a Jersey thing, you won't get it.

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I wonder if sweaty Betty takes competitor's coupons? I'm gonna print this out, just in case.

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Lucky me, I never needed a coupon. My girlfriend signed me up a few weeks after we met.... :-D

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I wonder if I gave this to a girl at the club would I get free bjs for 2 months or slapped?