dealsthe screwnicorn for $9.95


That perhaps is the tackiest thing I have ever seen, to date.

But the name?

Screwnicorn? That's just golden....arches.
I mean, if there can be a movie about "Mac and Me"?
Why not a series entitled Screwnicorn? It just...

Maybe it could gore the My Little Ponies, or open Strawberry Shortcake's cooking sherry? Something to think about, network execs, something to think about. Or as my down and out friend Arsenio would say,
Things that make you go, hmmmm...