dealsyour own evil lair, available immediately! for $2…

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I am so glad that interest rates are down. Now I can afford a decent place.

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I don't get the downvotes.
This place is blastproof. BLASTPROOF!!
Show them zombies a thing or two. Keep them damn kits off the lawn. I know the neighbor's up to something. After armageddon, I'll get ALL the women. Grr, mumble, mumble, REVelaTionS, protective custody my ass.

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Anywhere I am, is an evil lair.

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I'd have to hire some evil henchmen and am not certain there are any left worth hiring.

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the silo is still so much better.